relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that
engorgio-reducio:

should i reblog for the caption or the tags

engorgio-reducio:

should i reblog for the caption or the tags

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

chromesthetic:

I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom. 

chromesthetic:

I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom. 

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years