Drown//Front Porch Step
I support Farming.
In fact, you could call me
when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years
why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
The most relatable twitter account ever created
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
i want to talk to you but im ugly
Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god