cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

ernbarassing:

i just need more friends so more people can reblog my selfies

relahvant:

look a tthis idiot i want 40

relahvant:

look a tthis idiot i want 40

shutupaubrey:

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

gumiappendsweet:

arpeggiosmelody:

candlelion:

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this

God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
Jesus:
Jesus:
Jesus:
Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

swiggityswagurfab:






This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

swiggityswagurfab:


This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg