ventusthecorgi:

Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(

ventusthecorgi:

Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(

gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

automatically:

when your parents cancel your plans and you’re like “fine”

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we-are-shawarma:

secretsofaginger:

Actual Disney Princess: Lupita Nyong’o

STOP BEING SO PRETTY I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT

rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back likeimage

primarchvakarian:

my brother had a beyblading accident today

beachier:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

tastefullyoffensive:

[happyjar]

intensional:

when someone asks to see your phone

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kansass:

Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated