If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.
imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian
i feel this on a personal level
my chopsticks know i’m white
IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY
hot people are so lucky im so pissed
*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
Best selfie ever