The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness
to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young
should i reblog for the caption or the tags
I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.
screenshot this and look at it in 3 years