when your parents ask you to help them with technology
does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
Had to relearn this
Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can