tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

bundere:

What’s that on your hand????? *holds it* itS ME

johnquincyadams:

my friend just posted this on his fb i’m crying

johnquincyadams:

my friend just posted this on his fb i’m crying

rlmjob:

good

rlmjob:

good

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

sluttyoliveoil:

a legend

sluttyoliveoil:

a legend

samchekov:

heyfunniest:

WOW

If you ever feel bad about running a 16 minute mile

samchekov:

heyfunniest:

WOW

If you ever feel bad about running a 16 minute mile

i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

starbuckers:

I wish my name was brad so that I would be 75% rad

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

heartofalifer:

the comeback is better than the joke itself